p’s approval rating among voters age 18-30 is a measly 22%.
For those of you who really dig fractions, that’s less than a quarter. Barely a fifth.
But wait. It gets better.
A clear majority of these voters (57%) don’t just disapprove of the orange hair pie; they think his presidency is downright illegitimate.
Plain old disapproval? That would be the 70% who don’t like his demeanor, and the whopping 80% who disapprove of his policies.
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: God Bless the Millennials.
I don’t care if they can’t tie their own shoes. Lord knows they’re the only thing standing between us and Ronald McDonald totalitarianism (that last line works on a couple of levels; think about it).
So quit bitching and buy them a pair of velcro sneakers or comfortable, microfiber moccasin loafers so they can enjoy playing a little Pokemon Go! or Candy Crush or whatever the hell it is they wanna do when they’re not busy saving us from ourselves.
Christ, if you don’t even care about our nation anymore, at least do it for Whitney.